Confessions of a Single Girl
Sometimes I think that I would like dating to work out and to perhaps find myself in a relationship. I imagine all the things we’d do together, the comfort of having someone to come home to, an actual sex life…
…and then sometimes all I eat for lunch is a giant bowl of beans and now I cannot. stop. farting (even Cooper has taken note) and I think that maybe it’s okay that I’m single right now.
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What you need is a guy who farts as much as you. It’s great.
This quality is very high on my list.
boom goes the dynamite
Gah! I love this post. Because its so true. There are some GREAT things about being single. Mainly farting wherever and whenever you need. A year and a half into the relationship and I’m still not at that point where I can just let ‘er rip when needed. Sigh…those were the days.
The prospect of not being able to freely let one rip for a while scares me greatly!
I love this post. And also you.