Em: We should totally do that swing! Yes? Yes?
Me: Are you kidding me? I HATE falling. Also heights. Mostly falling though.
Em: But it would be so fun!
Me: And terrifying. No. No way!
Em: Euphoria Girl would totally do it.
Me: Shit. You’re right. Euphoria Girl would totally do it. Damn you.
Me: Just fyi, I’m going to apologize in advance for all of the hateful things I will say about you while we do this. I only mean some of them.
And for the record. Three girls falling from the sky make a very shrill, ear piercing sound of terror and then delight.