Chelsea: So who are you rooting for?

Me: I have no idea. You?

Chelsea: I’m going with the 49ers if only because I really enjoy the city of San Francisco over Baltimore.

Me: I almost moved to Baltimore. I also like their color scheme better so I guess I’ll have to go with the Ravens if I had to choose.

Chelsea: Ah, dueling coasts. So that makes you Tupac, right? East coast!

Me: What?

Chelsea: No, wait. Tupac was west coast. You’re Biggie. Wait, which coast was he? Yeah, east coast. You’re Biggie.

Me: Wait, what?

Chelsea: Tupac and Biggie! East coast, west coast rivalry! Except we’re both dead. Cheers.

Me: I’m not sure about this entire conversation but this is why we are friends. Cheers.

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