As I sat on my carpet tonight working on my abs (because apparently I’m training for a half marathon) and watching Mad Men, I came to the conclusion that I am totally the type of girl that Donald Draper would have an affair with. Not the long term affairs that he reserves mostly for brunettes, but the tall, skinny, blonde, one night stand, hoodrat kind. Yup, and even though I tend not to ever be the hoodrat type, I realized tonight that for Donald Draper, I totes would.
I mean, there’s the raging alcoholism and while I am only at the beginning of Season 3, I can assume that the STD episode is bound to come up soon. The episode will simply be called, Crab Mentality, and will involve an episode filled with sabotage (see wikipedia link) and Draper with actual crabs, except his bout of pube-dwellers will somehow translate to inspiration for some seemingly unrelated product at Sterling Cooper and he will land the account. Duh. He’s that amazing (and hot), and I would probably risk crabs for him.
These are the things I think about when I’m trying to build my core.